so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”
the dad joke to end all dad jokes
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Parenting done right.
they had one of the ninja turtles tied up tho
Stop letting technology raise your children, people. This is coming from someone who works in IT. Don’t take away their imagination by letting electronics bring to life what their mind should be bringing to life. They’ll have plenty of time to kill their imagination in school. Or raise the little bastards however you want. These people are flipping amazing.
do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid
Just in case you missed this on twitter yesterday. Marvel and Star Wars are at it!
I got a snapshot and kik if anyone wants it for any fuckin reason