it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard
"Let’s see how this soul fares…" - megturney
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
this post fucked me up
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment